Welcome to μ-text Systems.

You have joined the Troubleshooting Department, a trusted operational group responsible for reconstructing AI-generated software failures after they have affected customers, employees, dashboards, compliance exports, or morale.

Our public tagline is simple: AI-native software solutions. Internally, we prefer the more useful version: Generated fast. Fixed faster.

During your first week, Bob will introduce you to incident reconstruction. Bob has been here long enough to remember when we used issue trackers for issues instead of evidence.

If you encounter a contradiction in company records, open an incident. If the contradiction refers to you by name, open two.